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Ed G

b3pt0cs@earthlink.net


Mar 21, 08 - 10:14 AM
Some good ones

Enjoy-

NEW GOLF TERMS

1. A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.

2. A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.

3. A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.

4. A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

5. A "John Kennedy Jr"., - didn't make it over the water.

6. A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.

7. An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.

8. A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.

9. A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.

10. A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.

11. A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.

12. A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.

13. A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.

14. A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.


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