Once I wrote this in an e-mail

I try to play the accordion every day and my wife and children don't like it every day.
But I'm still married and the children didn't leave there parents.
But the people next door love it.
Even in the beginning when I'm only playing simple scales and errors.
It's a problem every accordionplayer has to live with.
I'm also playing a little banjo, but that was allways allright.
And don't mute it!!!