Gosh darnit Howie, you sound like a former boss of mine,gee whiz. He was able to talk all day in gal-darn circles and still make no sense by the time he went home.
Brantford MILF's Rule.

That is all.

Hey Mommy's Boy.

Golly gee, who put the pickle up your butt? You seem to be a MILF -- Mindless Little Life Form.

Mindless Little Life Form would be MLLF.

MILF is Mindless Irritating Life Form.

Golly darn gee whiz.

Hey Mommy's Boy,

You are a clever little speller. Very good -- you get a gold star.

Now, put on your jammies and have your mommy make you some hot chocolate and read you a bedtime story. Boy you are smart little fella!

Happy dreams...