Must be a A-Bear !

maybe North Louisiana.

He's from Texas.

He wanted to move to Alaska, but the rules for Texans to become Alaskans are pretty rigid:

1)Drink a Gallon of Alaskan Walrus Pee-pee Whiskey
2)Make Love to an Eskimo woman.
3)Skin a Live Grizzly Bear.

This guy got through rule # 1.

Now he's asking," Now Whar's Thet Eskimo Woman Ahm Supposed to Skin".

Hope this is not lost on all you European types and Yankees.
JB

thats cold...

In other news, last year my neighbor called me to tell be there was a big dog outside my house. I went outside...that dog was actually a big bear. Not many around, but the population is growing back up.

After considerable research, it has been determined that this fellow is one of Jamey's neighbors. In keeping with the traditions of mountain folk, he is likely a cousin.

It is also likely that the ARMY on the shirt was actually transformed from ARKY using Photo Shop to dispel the hillbilly stigma.

He is also my brother-in-law and uncle . . . and that's just on my Daddy's side. Bless his heart.