Policeman: - Excuse me, Sir, but have you got permission to play that violin in the street?
Busker: - Well, actually, no.
Policeman: - In that case, I must ask you to accompany me.
Busker: - Certainly, officer. What would you like to sing?

A scientific theorem: Dogs tend to behave like their owners. To prove this a test is set up at the Institute for Animal Behavior at the University of Edinburgh.

The test location is a room with windows all around so scientists can look in and see what's happening. The testing ob- and subjects are a heap of bones, one dog A from a banker, a dog B owned by an architect, and dog C from a musician. The owners are present too of course.

1- Dog A is let loose in the room, sees the bones, reaps them together to a heap, sits on top of this mount and crosses his paws waiting for business. Dog A tested alright ....

2- Dog B is let in the same room, sees the heap and after kicking dog A out of the way he builds himself a nice dog house out of all them bones, lays down in it, and falls asleep. Dog B, a match for the theory too ....

3- Now dog C is set loose. He whistles a tune while sniffing his way around the heap of bones, and suddenly eats them all in one big wallop. Then he runs to a corner and starts vomiting a while. After recovering himself he spots the other two dogs, chases them around the room barking, then f*cks them both, and finally walks over to the window asking his boss: "Hey dude, is there any money in this gig?" ....

PS Heard this one from Ian Mackintosh, Scottish folksinger, alas now no longer on this planet to tell more fine jokes.

- Nout