Here's my shot at it. I could surely use more time, but Mardi Gras is in 3 riotous days, so here goes nothing. Please forgive the likely misprounciations and other usual abominations . . .
I'd rather NOT sing it so low, Peer, but when I tried singing it an octave higher, I sounded like a drunken chimpanzee with a violin, or a 13yr. old nerd asking a 16 year old cheerleader for his first date, or . . . well, you get the idea - it WASN'T pretty.
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Jamey, you are a man of many talents.
Your only shortcoming is that you are much too modest about yourself.
If you won't make it in the music business, you still have your literary gift.
And don't forget: ladies LOVE deep voices!!