I have claimed to be the best Cajun-style accordion player in Madison County, New York, but this is only true when Marc, that other Steve from Mamou, Andre, Dirk, or Jono aren't at the Opera House.
Actually, the Earlville Opera House is about 10 feet into Chenango County, so I'm still the King!!!
At Christmas, visiting family in NE Mississippi, I declared that I was the best gawl derned accordion player in that there living room.
I was going to get a fight on who was the best washboard player, and since no washboards were to be had, I settled on my incontrovertable claim. I don't think I've ever had to spell that word before, and I don't know if I did it right.