Listen up guys, lately I just sigh as John instead of John Roger. I don't list my e-mail address because it is also used with a small business but I do participate on an accordion building discussion group which comes in and goes out as e-mail so you can find my address there. I try to help if I can but if someone else uses John it ain't me.

Looky here John, we want a retna (is that how ya spell it??) scan... you know one'a those eye scan things they do in those spy movies. How we know your John? It could be in the eyes. Perhaps not, but we got ways anyhow.

Talk'n about scans.....here's one for ya John:

Took my cat gizmo to the vet (he wasn't peeing).
The vet walked around that cat in a circle and made a clicking sound and blinking her eyes. She then squeezed his stomach and handed me five little pills in an envelope.... got the bill for $150 from the receptionist on the way out. Stopped dead in my tracks...Hundred fifty bucks (I shouted)!... what the heck is going on that it would cost $150 bucks?

Receptionist: Well Mr. Mason there is a physical exam, and, there's the cat pills to make him pee, that cost $50 dollars.

Ok that's fine, I understand the fifty bucks thing, what about the other hundred!?

Receptionist: Mr. Mason that is the standard fee the dr. charges for a cat scan.

you know whoo

that's a good one Nonc, perhaps an eye scan would work. Please note however that sometimes when I stare at my computer for a while I swear it's staring back at me. But I'll be dammed if I will give it any of my beer. Perhaps others have had the same experience? I know a guy who drinks Jack's Daniells and his computer does the same.