lord god'a mercy...don't that give new meaning to moon pies!
Dang, I use to love eating moon pies. I may never be the same after this reality check! ... may even curl up in some hodini position and goober all over myself... sorta like... yeah, like ole RC there, what'a goof ... Hey, wasn't that a cheap cola that fetched 2cents on the bottle for an empty?
Moon pie indeed, perhaps too much nasty wine, and rat-b-gone laced hemp, thats my guess!