well i think i can help you out on dis one cuz now that jitterbugs i can do that my woman and me do it all the time at home now long time ago them jetterbugs was somthin everybody was doin we called it the slow drag when they played a slow one no back when they had the hous dance the old woman came with the teefees and boy you better not get too close to that girl ha them old gals would shore let you know to back up a littl no when the men started drankin they would dance what we called the flop i tihink that mabby what you are taking about some of them called them selfs doin the jitterbugs but i diddent pay them know mind they was drunk and showin out actin like a fool you should see me dance i can shore do it and i aint got to gret too drunk to do it i am limpin around a little now raymond my boy ran over my big toe sunday when we was backing the boat in the ramp but most of the old folks just dance the best way they can i dont know if they got a name for it know got some butterbeans and fryed meat tonight man do it smell good-----teebooger
But he is a hoot. Definitely lightens things up. Cory's right: He may be growin' more than okra and collards in that truck patch. Maybe that's why he's always talkin' about food. Got the munchies!
JB
It's kind'a like watching a movie where the director tried to get the actor to imitate a Cajun accent.
They never can get it quite right. I've been around a few Cajuns who didn't speak English very well, but not like that.
Jude
boy i tell you try an help a man with a questeon and now yall call me drunk i tell you if this dot beet all i bet most of you aint from heer well let me tell you i am i wos bornd and worked and stayed all my life heer yea i might drank a beer but i dont smoke nothin but pall mall ciggeretts smokin butter beans haha boy you smokin smothin stronger than that yea, no that boy was asken about the way we usede to dance heer and i told him the best i could now how many of you told him how to dance nare a 1 so i am helpin and a few of yall is jumpin me for tellin this boy my knoglage about dancin hell i bet some of yall dont know what the slow drag or the flop or the stopm is so i geess after 70 pluss years i dont know knothin but i do know you danm shore dont smoke butter bean you eat them man some fplks think thewy is so smart--teebooger
Man,Tee, even if I really tried really, really hard, no way could I spell as bad as you on purpose or accidently , even if I was trying to be funny temporarily. My 7th grade English teacher would roll over in her grave if I wrote that kind of crap.
Even being 72 years old ( as you say) and raised way out in the sticks some where in LA (which I doubt), you should have had more education than to write like a chimpanzee. My Daddy was 95 years old when he died, with only a 6th grade education, and he could write better than you. And he worked in the Oil Patch, too, and liked to eat collard greens and all that country-boy BS.
It was good for a while, we got our laughs, now is the time to get back into your other personality.
Don't take it personal, but Raymond probably needs to move out of ya'lls house. How old is he now? 49?
JB
hold everthing no you crossed the line with me thaere boy i might have a littil prob spellings thangs right but you aint got no write to talk bad about me like that no raymond my boy aint non of your busness shows wht you know about us no he is 31 or 33 i kant reamber now he is big help to me and his momma so whtch you mouf about that i am tryin to help folks heer what are you doin good nothin but talkin dirt about me i bet you dont know nothin about fishings or farmin but you shore seem to know how to run you mouf hell i dne eaven eat collard greens i eat mustard that shows what you know nothgin call me a monki you ever seed me talk like that to folks around heer your prob drunk or highj on crake i done forgot mor that you will know all your life you just wasent raised right talk to older folks like that but i will say a prayers for you and try to forgive you cause you aint got cents to know better-------teebooger
Well, I guess whatever psychosis you have is incurable, but it does brighten my day. Maybe you need to ax Raymond how old he is. You probably forgot to give him a present, like spark-plugs or a carburetor kit or a grubbin' hoe, on his last Birthday. Let me tell you, if you don't eat Collard greens or Poke salad, you ain't any more a country boy that Donald Trump.
JB
his momma tol me he was 32 he is a good boy he gives me and his momma trob sometimes but he is doin good now no i dont like collardes i eat musterd greens i rais collardes and sel them to the colord around heer i stay my place is in anse la butte you prob dont know where that is but you better not come arond heer stirrin trob you we got good nabors heer and we know what is goin on all the time and i got a bad dog too me now start actin right heer quit meesing wif me i am triying to help folks heer no talk dirt about folks---teebooger i am goin to bed now i aint got time to monki wif you no more tonite i got tractor works to to in the mornin you prob wont get up till noon you---teebooger
Shhh... He needs his rest. He lives at the Texaco Gas Field near Breaux Bridge. They prolly fire up the fractionators during the wee hours of the night. That would keep anybody up. I say we elect him as "The Mayor of Anse La Butte." Let 'em sleep...
K. Good.
Now, back to those darn accordions. I've got a thumbstrap on a triple-row. Does anyone really use those or are they just gold-plating? Also, if I were to play a lot of tunes on a G single row, should I consider a G-A-Bb triple-row? Is there even such a combo available? Does wishing I had a "G-A-Bb" automatically indicate I should purchase a "G-A-B-B-A-N-E-L-L-I"?
I know, so many questions and so little time 'fore the Booger comes back...
Rick,
Probably can't go wrong with a Gabby. All the really good ConJunto/Norteno bands here is San Antonio swear by them. Really flashy and sound good. Just a whole lot of $$$.
You are definitely right about the Texaco Field and Storage area at Anse la Butte. Check out the website above. Lots of Hazardous waste and toxic dump sites. Could cause brain wave problems if you persisted in living there long enough. Thought there weren't any real hills in Southwest LA, so why 'butte'?
JB
Re: Cajun dance.... whoa... what about the womans Momma thing?
OK ... alright hold on a second:
I want to know what happened to ole boogers woman's Momma that was gonna have her feet cut off (due to the sugar) in the hospital! I'm talking what started before all the turnip greens, butter beans, mystery meat and 42 types of dance moves to woo the masses.
Going to Breaux Bridge to do some fancy hoofing with his woman thing? What about Momma?
Oddly...Too close to that RC thing, if ya ask me. Perhaps we should sneak-a-peek behind the curtin, may find the ole wizzard of OZ flipping smoke switches and banging gongs.... it's getting wierd I tell ya!
Where was I?? Oh yeah:
Sooo..Who's watching booger lady's Momma?
Junior what's his name that's still living at home?
He watching over the boogers woman's Momma??
Hail Bob! Don't forget to put a quarter in those new sneakers for that phone call thing way over yonder!