I admire your pedantry, Steve - I've been similarly accused.
I agree with Claude re. accordions, but it didn't stop me wasting time and money going through the cheapo's. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.

Someone told me the difference between a fiddle and a violin is that you can spill beer on a fiddle!

BJ

Fiddle, Violin. One and the same. How it is played makes the distinction. If names matter, then it is a Melodeon and not an Accordion.