It's easy to sumise that Lord McEezy is a talented Remittance Man long ostracized from the Royal House of Stewart.

His penchant for the outlandish and outrageous stems from a desire to distance himself from his pious and rigid upbringing, where he was told that Haggis is soul-food and the bag-pipe actually can play music.

More power to him and all the others crazies and creative outlanders who keep life interesting.

JB