Armadillo?
Garfish?
Cayenne Pepper Pod?
Boudin Link?
The List is Endless.
Jamey,
Please wear one of those Suuuuwheeee tusker hats to Festival Acadiens. I know you have one. There's a rumor that it's a requirement for everyone living in Arkansas.
Invasive, yes! Don't forget the fire ants. And the giant salvania.
How about an accordion on the bellows with an accordion on its bellows with an accordion on its bellows with an accordion on its bellows with an accordion on its bellows?