Breakfast with my Granddaughter



I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,
“What day is tomorrow?”

She answered, “It’s President’s Day!”

She is a smart kid. I asked “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Washington, or Lincoln….etc.

She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out
of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of
Bull ****.”

You know…it’s really painful when coffee spurts out through your nose!