Spread out a beach towel & make yourself at home.
Do you realize what this means!?!
It means that, someday, you can tell all your grandchildren that you were the first-ever reply on Bamm's first-ever message board!
Rather "cheeky" site you have here Bamm
...if you don't like it, you can just KMA!!
Do we have to kiss her ass everytime we come in here?
Not that I'm complaining mind you.
Cool site Bamm!
Yessir. Until further notice, the price of admission will be one quick peck on her cheek.
Welcome aboard, Vero!
Make sure you bookmark this place; You never know what'll happen next.
I'm reporting this thread to a moderator.
Hello. I'm Bamm. I'll be your moderator for today's festivities. How may I help you?
Ya gotta love the banner........
Hey, Lew! Thanks for stoppin' by!
Can you roll her over and I'll kiss something else?
Hell, Kidd Rock. For the right price, I'll instruct this woman to give you a cheerful reach-around, along with and a 50¢ coupon off one eight-ounce package of Rice-A-Roni!
And in my most improperest English: There ain't no way you can beat that kinda deal, man, so don't even try to play me, like that.
This site will last about 30 more days and then fade away like the thousands of others that thought they were cool, but weren't. How about some content? Something less vile and juvenile?
“This site will last about 30 more days and then fade away like the thousands of others that thought they were cool, but weren't.”
Wanna put some money on it, Skippy? I damned well already have. Need I remind you that this site is totally self-sufficient and advertisement-free? I paid good money for that. At least you’re not being bombarded with ads that promise to add another three inches of penis length to the two you already have.
“How about some content? Something less vile and juvenile?”
Sure thing. I’m almost ready to launch my own line of online adult coloring books. It’ll be a paint-by-number affair, featuring outlined images of hot babes in various states of disrobement. If you like, I can also throw in a few farm animals, if that’s what you’re into.
Have a nice day!
No ads is a good thing. But take my word for it...on June 12th you'll have less than 10 additional posts on your site than you do now. Is that worth the money you're paying?
If you're payting good money for a site, then why not do something good and unique with it? 90% of the internet is already porn or close to it (re: farm animals). What do you have to add that will enhance the already perfected state of i-porn and nasty chat sites?
You seem pretty smart. I think you have the ability to put your talent to use and do something good here, instead of going for cheap laughs and college humor mingled with T&A.
You should consider writing what you know about that might help someone else...just a thought.
Thanks for your feedback, Boss. It’s an honor for me to read others’ honest appraisal of my online presence. Your constructive criticism means a great deal to me.
You ask me if this site is worth the money. I say, ABSOLUTELY. You probably have no idea how it feels to be booted out of an online community for no other reason than speaking your mind. Let me tell ya somethin’: It sucks… badly.
I am bound and determined, to the greatest extent possible, to ensure that that will never happen again.
Again, thank you for contributing your two cents, Boss. I truly appreciate it.
Lookin good BammBamm!! It's your quarter, do your thing!
The Boss was right!
I had trouble getting in here the last few days, something about the site being down.
It's tough to find good IT folk in this day & age. I had to fire the entire staff over their insolence.
Please try your call again.