The snake was all set to get an X5 3.0 diesel Sport with some extras for £41k.

The BMW garage called the snake up and he can't get one until December at the earlest.....

The snake was upset and he was just about to put me into a head lock when he got off the phone...

So the poor lad has to build a snake pit instead to keep him amused over the summer months.....

All I can say is that the Snake is upset!!!

tell him to cut the roof off the carvan and just wrestle wae ironing boards in there

was he gettin a brand new lad

Yes a new lad - looks like if he ever gets one it will need to be 2nd hand and the worst of it is it will prob be just about the same price...

I feel the snake should buy An evo 8 of something and insure me. Wise..... 30K for the car. 11K for insurance for me!!

Happy days!!

just u stick to being a standard BASTARD. the snake will get ther in the end. betty will kick up fuk

It will be all fun and games until I get something that is a special puppy.......

No modding and a new job could lead to a new car before christmas......

ggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt