New Jersey

My bike

LB Houston

Bike shops who like steel frame bicycles

Shops that cater to technodweebs

Motorists who respect a bicyclist

Security and Exchange Commission

There will be a day when bicycles rule the roads, and hardtail mountain bikes will be the obvious choice for many people.

A blog of rants that I've neglected of late...

Pennsylvania

My 1974 Raleigh DL-1 Tourist

Paulinskill Valley Trail

Wheelfine Imports, Lambertville, NJ

Don't have any

The **** deer I almost ran into the other night.

Obama Administration

Yes I ride olde British 3-speeds... SO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Pennsylvania

Giant Yukon FX (mine)

Coopers Rock

White Tail

Not White Tail

the stick

the one that makes me do stuff

Ride the apocalypse. Never back down. Stand for something or fall for anything. Don't let the *******s get you down.

Motorcycle enduro riders site

MG, Brazil

Full suspension rules!

Serra Azul

Intertrilhas

Global bike shop

Flat tires

Goverment agencies in Brasil doesn't work!

bikes and stuff

PA

Cannondale Super V 1000

South Park

Ambridge

IRS, Pa Dept of Environmental Resources, actually just about any Federal Agency

Splunge.

U. S. of By-God A

Canondale

Lewis and Clark - Springdale, Arkansas

Skinny Guys on Bikes

Anything beginning with "US"

Love the site. I'm not a hippie, but believe you found it better than you found it. If you can pack it in, you can pack it out. I love cycling even if I am fat, but I love guns, god, and the Bible. Barack would be horrified! Oh, and it's great to kill and eat animals, as long as you can pack them out too.

San Diego, CA

Off the Beaten Path

Cal Coast

Poorformance

Center for Biological Diversity

All

To the Movement!

See above.

Euphoria

One with two wheels you jerk.

I don't HAVE a tail you idiot...oh.....trail.

That one in Boston

Same one.

Other bikes, cars, pedestrians, trolleys, trucks, dogs..

General Motors

If a motorist looks at you funny, kill him. KILL HIM! KILL! KILL! KILL!

It's about these dirty...DIRTY bikes.

California

Any bike, as long as it rolls.

Repack

Fairfax Cyclery

The one that's closed when you need something.

The MAN!

Department of Homeland Security

Drink Light...Roll Heavy!

worthless

despare

stumphumper

oregon

turdly schooner

congress

some days you're the pedal, some days you're the chain.

The big wet green one

The one from the thrift shop or maybe the black and orange one!

Behind mom and dads

Revolution

Bicycle Butler **** YOU NIGEL

Cars/Politicians/People Who Litter/Cars

All of em. Agency's are bunk.

Get off the internet and ride your bike. Don't ***** about not having a cycling lane or nice trails. Ride in the road. Make your own rules. Wear silly jackets that offend the easily offended. Put a car din your spokes and bomb some hills. Be glad you've still got two legs to ride with! Smash a window or two if you've got to. RIDE OR DIE.

Iowa

Mine

the one without fences

Bikes & Bullets

Mountain Sports

General Motors

Roads & Bridges Dept.

If you have several bikes that's fine, but just make sure you have one that you will ride no matter what, when or where. Believe that bicycles are stealth technology. Hope that gas prices go higher and higher. Hate people who truely love cars, but don't retaliate against them, just loathe and ignore them. Love bikes and brag about their superiority to as many people as you can!

PA-FLA-LA-NC

MY BEAST OF THE EAST

the one closest to my house

the remote/computer

HALLEUA BRETHREN,
Welcome to our Lady of Perpetual Pedal. Draw near and hear the word. Yes, my brothers and sisters,the path I'll ask you to tread is narrow. It will be long. It will be steep, with many tempting shorcuts. You WILL suffer and you WILL sweat; these things I cannot deny. But have faith ye of small aerobic capacity. Press on, my tiny calved friend, for you shall harvest the fruits of your labors. Be diligent in your crusade to the summit. Do not be fooled by false peaks. ignore the demons pounding in you ears, screaming in your brain,"Turn around. It's to far. Go back it's too hot." SHOUT OUT," get behind me satan of sloth. Yea, though I crank thru the vally of shadless death, I will fear no bonk, for I have hydrated and I have eaten." Then we shall dig down deep within our soul and chant," i think i can, i think i can."
And as we ascend to the top of the mountain, we take a moment of silence, catch our breath, and give thanks to our fine machines.
As we gaze at the city below, we know in our hearts that we have risen above the slothful and the degenerate. We endure the wicked conditions and then stand before the enterance to the glorious singlrtrack nirvana.
Go now, Bomb forth. Enjoy, my devoted flock, enjoy. Let you spirit be fillede with the sound of slapping chain and bouncing rubber. May you clean every switchback and unclippith not. May air come between your wheels and the ground. And may the decsent be hairy,scary and safe. And i realize that some of you will not be back, but will find comfort on the couch and solace in the remote.
And when asked of your faith, you will look to the ground attempting to hide your shame. You will stutter as you try to explain.."I, I, I used to ride."
But the obvious guolt of not fiding will reflect on your face like a freshly chromed fender in the sunlight! Don't try to make excuses, no explaination needed.
For the rest of us will be here next Sunday, and the sunday after that.
And if you show up and find no one, you can be sure we're out riding, somewhere.
And we'll be praying for your soul.

Titilating music

Manchester

The Penny Farthing

Saddleworth Moors

Oxford Cycle Shop

Eval Kineval

All of them.

I've written a song called 'My Penny Farthing'. It might be considered a theme song for us like minded folk.

Have a listen:

www.myspace.com/drbutlershatstandmedicineband

Upstate NY

Trek 950

Erie Canal Path

Schuss Ski & Bicycle Shop - New Hartford, NY 13413 - www.schussshop.com

Dick Sonnes New Hartford, NY 13413 (Too Expensive!) & Wal-Mart!

Snow!

There's good government?

Great children are raised by great parents who serve a great God with great expectations for the outcome.

Illinois

Mine

Whatever I'm on at the time

The one I work at

Unleashed dogs

Anyone who shuts down MTB trails

Boobies and beer are proof that God loves us and wants to be happy.

www.way.to.kg - HOME APPLIANCES

Hello, your site is really great, hope you'll keep up your good work.

Texas

Any of my homebuilts/Recycleds (At 6'5&220#s You either build your own or pay way to much)

Double lake loop (Sam houston Natl. forest)

Big Galls Used Bikes,Guns,Military Surplus,Tools and Exotic Lingere

I have never had much luck with bike shops, They always seem to be over priced and stuck up I guess when you can't do your own work or think for yourself they can be benificial I leave them alone.

Time

The less the better

You may do as you wish but as for me and my house we will serve the lord, One shot one kill, Measure twice cut once, The bigger the better the tighter the sweater, Happiness is being married to your best friend.

cannonwhale

any

Excellent HEADSHOK test! Thanks for all the hard work---I was always skeptical about that 'bulletproof" claim!

Naw KKKalina

stolen

treacherous

Bike Club

Bike Doctor

mossy crash

ALL

on the march to extinction your children will rise against you