April 1st - a day of reckoning for the gullible, and a fool's day in the Sun. Happy April Fools' Day to all of befitting attribute, both temporary and perpetual. If the duncecap fits, wear it.
Since a fool and his Monday are soon parted, carpe diem is the order of the day. Thus, I present to you this timely, but hastily-contrived, composition, "Solo for the Ill-Tempered Harmonika."