Tee,
I hope you got that Poppin Johnny tractor runnin'. If you had of remembered Raymond's birthday and birthday present, he coulda used that set of lug wrenches on that bucket of rusty bolts and you could have sat on the porch sippin' your chicory coffee, smokin a Pall Mall, and eatin' a bacon and lard sandwich.
Hey, how-come you don't ever write nothin' in French? Since you can't spell much better than a possum, who could tell the difference.
Put another Log on the Fire.
JB